In my quest to briefly review and grade everything I play or do – I present to you the historically bad, Trigger Man.

Year Released: 2004

Developer: Point of View

Publisher: Crave Entertainment

System(s): PlayStation 2 / GameCube / Xbox

Type of Third Person Game: Action/Shooter

Problem protagonist is preventing: The “Trigger Man” is preventing another mob family from killing his mob family. I guess?

Other notes:

I’ve taken poops with better storylines than this game.

Starts off in: A Casino in a nameless city

Ends up in: Random Mobster’s mansion in unnamed city.

Protagonist: The Trigger Man

The trigger man was so unremarkable at birth his parents not only gave him up for adoption immediately upon seeing him but also sent him away without a name. After the orphanage turned him down he was to be raised in the streets by city rats staying alive by eating trash.

RATINGS:

Badass-ness: 0/20

Story: 0/20

Controls: 8/20

Sound: 4/20

Graphics: 6/20

Overall: (18%)

In my time of dying I will know very quickly if I am going to hell because this game is the first thing I’ll see.

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