In my quest to briefly review and grade everything I play or do – I present to you the historically bad, Trigger Man.
Year Released: 2004
Developer: Point of View
Publisher: Crave Entertainment
System(s): PlayStation 2 / GameCube / Xbox
Type of Third Person Game: Action/Shooter
Problem protagonist is preventing: The “Trigger Man” is preventing another mob family from killing his mob family. I guess?
Other notes:
I’ve taken poops with better storylines than this game.
Starts off in: A Casino in a nameless city
Ends up in: Random Mobster’s mansion in unnamed city.
Protagonist: The Trigger Man
The trigger man was so unremarkable at birth his parents not only gave him up for adoption immediately upon seeing him but also sent him away without a name. After the orphanage turned him down he was to be raised in the streets by city rats staying alive by eating trash.
RATINGS:
Badass-ness: 0/20
Story: 0/20
Controls: 8/20
Sound: 4/20
Graphics: 6/20
Overall: (18%)
In my time of dying I will know very quickly if I am going to hell because this game is the first thing I’ll see.
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