Thebestdinosaur.com claims inaccurately that the Stegosaurus was indeed the best dinosaur.

Firstly, I must admit that this simple web page is a bit low hanging fruit. Even for this blog, which thrives splashing around in the muddy waters of non-journalistic integrity and self servitude.

I mean, really the only two prerequisites for blogging is an ego and a keyboard.

And a certain level of vitriol for a hundred and fifty million year old dinosaur.

In case you’re already starting to put this together? Yes, this is a hit piece on the Stegosaurus. So if you’re a Stegosaurus sympathizer ya might as well X outta here now.

But thebestdinosaur.com asked for this. It is literally the image above and the proclamation of best dinosaur ever. It’s bold, I’ll give it that but I can’t just let it go.

For back up I turned to my best friend, John who doesn’t know shit about dinosaurs but really likes the Jurassic Park movies. Here is the exchange:

Was that not enough to convince you that website is full of outrageous lies? No? Well let me drop some paleontology on your ass.

• The Stegosaurus had a brain the size of a walnut.
• The stegosaurus ate rocks.
• The stegosaurus’ bite was weaker than a human bite.
• Stegosaurus literally means, “Roofed Lizard”
• It had plates and spikes on its body and scientists still don’t even know why or even care!

Honestly at this rate, the more I read about the Stegosaurus the more I am convinced I could have killed one with my bare hands. Thats a pretty weak ass dinosaur. Fuck the Stegosaurus. I’ll see you next week.