Shadow Net Series 25: How Bizarre

A web portal will send you to an EBAY page that will literally sell you something weird or confusing.

Have you ever visited a website that said it did one thing but really it did something completely different? Either intentionally or unintentionally just not doing the one obvious thing the webpage promised to do? Well this isn’t one of those websites. literally acts exactly as advertised. As soon as you click on the button asking the portal to sell you something weird or confusing you it propels you to an EBAY page with a product that is weird and/or confusing. Like this $45.00 magazine/iPad toilet paper holder.

Or the truly bizarre Cat Brusher “lick them like their mother” tool made by the loneliest person on Earth. Which left me disturbed and perplexed on a level I’ve never really considered before.


Normally this is the part where I try to explain who made the webpage or why it might exist but I think it’s obvious why this website exists. It exists because it’s the internet and this is just one of those things that happen here.

More of a pressing question we should be asking ourselves is why do these products exist? The only possible explanation for a Cat Licking Brush to exist is that we are living in a gigantic simulation and the computers running it have been overheating for about fifty years now. OR cats are actually our overlords. That’s all I got. Have a good weekend.

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